Carl

What's up, yeah you! Name's Carl, and let me tell ya, I'm a real class act – just like my namesake from that classic Boston bar (Cheers!). But instead of servin' up cold ones, I'm all about spreadin' warmth and furry love wherever I go. Now, let's get one thing straight: I'm no ordinary alley cat. Nah, I've got refined tastes and a sophisticated palate. Canned food? You betcha! But none of that cheap, off-brand stuff. I demand only the finest, most succulent morsels fit for a feline of my stature. Tuna Feast or nothin', baby! But don't let my discerning tastes fool you – I'm a real cuddle monster at heart. Nothing makes me happier than snuggling up next to my favorite human and purring up a storm. Bonus points if you scratch that sweet spot right behind my ears. I'll be your best bud in no time, guaranteed. Now, playtime is where I really shine. You know those little catnip-filled mice? Yeah, those are my jam. I'll chase 'em, bat 'em around, and generally act like a complete lunatic until I've worked up a serious case of the zoomies. Then it's back to snuggle city for some well-deserved R&R. But fair warning, folks – I'm a bit of a mischief-maker, just like my old buddy Norm (available for adoption too hint, hint). You might find me perched atop the fridge, swatting at your houseplants, or even trying to sneak a sip of your beer when you're not looking (hey, a cat's gotta try, right?). So, if you're looking for a furry companion with personality to spare, a taste for the finer things in life, and a heart of gold (or at least a whole lot of fluff), then I'm your guy. Just don't be surprised if I start cracking wise and calling you "Normie" once we really hit it off. What can I say? Old habits die hard.